It was all Amber's fault. She wanted to see it.

Tal and I tagged along. I was lost though most of it, having never seen a Predator movie before. Amber was stuck explaining things to me, and eventually we were all just throwing comments.

And you forgot to mention that our heroine (looking alarmingly like Sigourney Weaver) never gave name and rank to the military guys at any point, just stood there like a bit of human shaped wood. >.>